Success, you fickle mistress, you. How quick you were to turn thy gaze away from Wade's blazer wearing wonder. Was it the crooked nose? You know who else has crooked noses? Albus Freaking Dumbledore; the multi-talented Stephen Fry, narrator of the British version of the Harry Potter audio books; even Ringo Star, who I like to think is a huge Potter fan. Oh yeah, and he was in some band called The Beatles, or whatever.
As you can tell, I'm a huge Potter Head, but I digress.
Wade won NXT! How is it fair that he's being squashed by Cena while Justin "One 450-Splash Pony" Gabriel and that Cock-a-Doodle-Dufus Heath Slater are three-time Tag Team Champions? Hell, even David Otunga, Attorney at Raw has been getting more airtime. And Daniel Bryan? That dude should hand the Money in the Bank briefcase over to Barrett and give his beard back to Hornswaggle.
And whatever happened to the prize for winning season one of NXT? Doesn't he have the right to take a shot at any title on a pay-per-view event of his choosing? You know what, Daniel Bryan? I hope you cash in that briefcase and win yourself a shiny, new belt, I really do. And then I hope Wade comes out, challenges you, and you accept because you're such a goody-goody. I want to see him Wasteland you so hard you vomit up a month's worth of tofu, you vegan chump.
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Or at least let him hold Daniel Bryan down so we can forcefully shave off his collection of face pubes.
That thing's getting gross...
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